Toby X Reader Chapter 1

I'm too hungry for witty puns, where's my waffles?

toby x reader

(Toby's p.o.v.)

I thought today was going to be a normal day. The usual, where I torment Masky all day and eat my waffles...but when I went downstairs and into the kitchen, I wasn't expecting what came next.

So I'm just here, J-walking to the fridge, and I notice the bars on it are chained together, so I'm just like, "I'm too used to it to care," and then I use one of my hatchets to break the chains off.

Guess what happened after that.

Seriously. Guess what the heck happened after that.

(Narrator's p.o.v.)

As Toby breaks the chains off of the refrigerator, the door to the freezer side busts open.A guy(?) wearing a green hoodie rolled out onto the floor. It happened so fast that Toby honestly believed Oscar from sesame street moved into his fridge, but once the boy laid there, wide awake, spread across the floor and not even bothering to get up right away, Toby became outraged.
"Why are you eating...MY WAFFLES?!"
"There were twelve in the box and I had one," the guy calmly stated.
"That doesn't mean you can just-"
"And that still leaves you with eleven."
"But I wanted twelve."
"And I wanted one."
"...WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN MY FREEZER?!" Toby's eye twitched from under his goggles.
"I...honestly don't even know how I got here."
"Wait, what?"
"I was with Jeff...in a diner...and then I was here. That's all I remember," the boy stood up off the floor and dusted himself off, "Where even am I?"

(Kai's p.o.v.)

I know I was with Jeff and then everything went black...I had a book with me. Wait, where's the book? Well, it doesn't matter, I remembered all the pages all ready. Who's this guy still mouthing off at me? I'm amazed he doesn't realize that I'm not even listening to him anymore. I think he just asked me a question. Just say yes, Kai.
"...yes."
"I didn't even ask you a yes/no question!" Well, shit.

(Narrator's p.o.v.)

Kai and Toby glared at each other awkwardly until Masky stepped into the room, receiving both of their attention. He looked at Toby, sighed, realized Kai was there and spoke with indifference, "Oh. You're here."
"I suppose you haven't had your morning slice a cheesycake, yet?"
"Cheesecake. and no, I haven't."
"Whatever."
"Why are you here?"
"He doesn't know," Toby interrupted the both of them.

Masky looked at Kai as Kai stared back at him.
"I was kind of hoping you would have an idea," he finally spoke.
"I brought him here," All eyes looked into the door frame.

A male in an orange hoodie with a black masked that wore a red smiley face on it stepped into the room.
"Lot's of people in the kitchen this morning," Toby reverted back to his normal self as he started to eat the waffles he had microwaved as Masky glared at him.

"Slender wants you to look after Toby's wife to be," Kai, who was in the midst of stealing another waffle from Toby, along with the boy who kept trying to keep his waffles to himself, spoke in unison.

"Whaaaaa?!"

"I-if you have a p-problem with it, t-take it up with Slender..."

Kai seemed to be thinking as Toby complained about not wanting to marry somebody when he doesn't even know her. As Masky smirked and taunted him, Hoodie suggested getting to know her through the marriage. Kai looked at Toby, "why does this kid even need a wife?"
"Hey! I'm older than you! Don't call me a kid!"
"No, she's old enough to be Slender's ancestor and yes, you are a kid," Masky interrupted.
"I'd be angry, but he's true."
"Slender wants...m-more p-p-p-proxies..." Hoodie tried and failed to raise his voice over their loudness.

Luckily, Kai heard him over Masky and Toby's fighting.
"So she must be some type of murderer. Slender wants Toby and that girl to make little creepypasta proxy babies?" Kai laughed, even though he knew it was true.

Toby was now crying and for the first time this morning, Kai felt sorry for the kid.
"If you marry her, I'll give you a lifetime supply of waffles."
"Really?!" He was gleaming with happiness.

That feeling of sympathy Kai had just crumbled up and withered away. He accepted his mission as long as his own conditions were met.

1.) Toby and his wifey-to-be would have to live in Kai's basement and pay for rent
2.) Kai would be able to meet up with his friends still (the natural babysitter friend lol)
3.) No killing within the area of Kai's house

Toby agreed to the terms.As for Hoodie, he would tell Slender later. Masky tightly hugged Kai for getting Toby away from him, but due to Kai's slight aphenphosmphobia, he punched Masky's gut in reflex.
"I-I am so sorry," He waved his hand over the spot as light glowed from the pot where he punched Masky, "I can fix it. Really!"

(Masky's p.o.v.)

After Kai healed my internal bleeding, Hoodie called Toby's wife out to the kitchen. She was beautiful. She looked kind of fragile, small, but adorable. Jealousy began to burn my core. I had to excuse myself from this meeting, but what would I say to make it sound like I can't be here without sounding stupid?
"I have to go...Masky's face is burning my retinas," score one for Masky.

Kai smirked and waved me goodbye as I walked upstairs to my room. Toby probably doesn't even know how to fall in love. It really isn't fair. Maybe...just this once, I'll disobey Slender's orders.

(Kai's p.o.v.)

Oh look, my phone just rung. It's a good thing I just bought it. I would have never known somebody was trying to message me. I opened my phone as I appreciated the small piece of technology. It was Jeff...or at least his number.

"He comes," it read.
"You better not be impersonating Zalgo right now."
"Zalgo, I am."
"fuck."

(Toby's p.o.v.)

"I have to go...umm...Toby's face is burning my retinas," Kai ran to the door and high-fived Masky who had stepped halfway down the staircase just to...well...high five you. Once you left, Masky went back upstairs and Hoodie left to go see Slender.

Why does everybody hate me?
At least this girl, my fiance(?), doesn't seem to hate me.

The girl walked up to me and suddenly hugged me, "My name's (y/n)."

(Masky's p.o.v.)

I stepped downstairs to see that everybody has left the kitchen. It'd be a better time than any to get that slice of cheesecake now, but a sight worried me onto no end. Toby's plate of waffles were abandoned at the table with his fork that had seemed to fall onto the floor. As much as I hated him, it worried me to a certain point about his absence that I had to notify Slender.